Shorter Molly Ivins
Democrats do not oppose Bill Pryor because he's Catholic; we oppose him because he's a dipstick. Ashcroft watching judges for signs they aren't following mandantory sentencing guidelines is worrisome. And the Bush administration has sold out to corporate interests.
Seriously, go read her column now. It's good stuff, especially the parts about Alabama Attorney General Bill Pryor, who has tried his best to keep vibrators out of the hands (and, one would assume, other parts) of Alabama's good people.